The DEA Clown Show: How America’s Most Useless Agency Became Big Pharma’s Attack Dog

The latest embarrassment from the DEA’s “Just Think Twice” campaign would be hilarious if it weren’t so dangerous. They’re literally comparing a plant that’s never killed anyone to a synthetic stimulant that destroys brains, rots teeth, and turns users into violent zombies. But according to the DEA’s crack team of “experts,” cannabis is the real threat because some psychiatrist in Oregon made an offhand comment without citing any comparative studies.