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The Greench Who Stole Dankmas

The Greench hated Dankmas! The whole Dankmas season! Now, please don’t ask why. There were plenty of reasons. It could be his head wasn’t screwed on quite right. It could be, perhaps, that his wallet was tight. But I think that the most likely reason of all May have been that his profit margins were two sizes too small.

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